HOLY SANTA CLAUS!!!!

Oh, yes, dearies. Merry Christmas to the world!!!
Mine was fantastic. Lots of food, lots of fun, lots of presents...
[this is for real]
I understand that presents arn't the reason for Christmas. Hell, even family and love isn't. Jesus is. Buuuuutttt, being a human who is living in a material world, I love gifts. And I must tally mine up for all to be envious of.

I got....
-A car. HOLY SHIT&CABOODLES!!!!!!!! (I don't even know what that's about. I've had about three pots of coffee. by myself. yeah.)
-Lime green headphones
-Stuff to go in the car: window washing fluid, snow scraper (I got kicked out of the garage in place of my dad's new car. Did I mention that I got my father's Saturn? He got a Dodge Stratus. <3),Even If It Kills Me
-clothes. Cute clothes, even.
-Pajamas. Even though they count as clothes.
-Makeup and lippy-goop
-Lots and lots and lots of jewlrey...some really expensive stuff, some vending-machine stuff. I love it all.
-Opals. Opals go on a diffrent level of jewlrey for me. I love them. They make my heart get big and greedy :)
-Perfume and other good-smellies.
-Dinero. Of course.
-Alan Alda's autobiographies. I owe my dad big for this. Alan Alda (who knew that isn't his name??) is my favorite actor of all time, and now one of my favorite authors. He's so funny and tragic and sad and perfect. I'll be sad when he dies.
-Awesome wrapping paper (odd, I know. But I love it. it's shiney.)
-another little piece to go with my amazing, obessive collection of Miniature Things.
-A giant pen
-other things, i'm sure, but can't remember.

Maybe my favorite thing this year was the look on my dad's face when he opened his Tonka Truck. :)
Or how happy my mom was when she got my aunt's gift to her.
Or maybe my nieces getting more presents. [calling all cops] They woke up at two this morning, according to my dear, tired sister. And they're entertaining tonight.

I (they) have court on the twenty-eighth.

My treadmil is exactly one year old. :)
Well, i guess not, because I'm not counting from the time it was made.
...
hmm...
I have had my treadmil exactly one year. And my iPod, which feels like an actual part of my anatomy.

I love life.

I hope everyone is safe and happy.
Happy Holidays!